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i’m saint, i’m 25, pronouns are she/they/whatever honestly!!
grad student / artist

Mads Mikkelsen: I was in ‘La Cage Aux Folles,’ a drag show at the Aarhus Theatre in 1987. It was a fantastic experience. On Friday and Saturday there was an enormous amount of people in drag that came to see us who sang with us and very much wanted to be on stage.
I got the job through a long and demanding audition, where we had to do somersaults and back flips in 16-kilo dresses and high heels, so there were some physical demands. There was a very long cancan, which went on and on, where we jumped around and did acrobatics and splits and leaps in huge dresses. [x]
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Dr Lecter got into the car, into air that was intensely Clarice Starling. [...] He sat back in the seat, his eyes closed, breathing, his eyebrows raised, as though he were listening to a concert.
Then, as though it had a mind of its own, the pointed pink tip of his tongue appeared, like a small snake finding its way out of his face. Never altering expression, as though he were unaware of his movements, he leaned forward, found the leather steering wheel by scent, and put around it his curled tongue, cupping with his tongue the finger indentations on the underside of the wheel. He tasted with his mouth the polished two o'clock spot on the wheel where her palm would rest. Then he leaned back in the seat, his tongue back where it lived, and his closed mouth moved as though he savored wine. He took a deep breath and held it while he got out and locked Clarice Starling's Mustang. He did not exhale, he held her in his mouth and lungs until his old truck was out of the park. – Hannibal, Thomas Harris
[white-knuckling my bathroom sink] there will be feasting and dancing in jerusalem next year
changing elves from being assholes with a superiority complex and recharacterising them as just sort of weird guys that have an entirely different set of social behaviours to harken back to the days when people thought autistic people were a kind of fae for having odd behaviours. the entire reason why they dont particularly enjoy gatherings of men or dwarves or whatever is because they tend to be loud and the average elven social gathering is just a bunch of them sitting in a room in silence ignoring each other
like theyre still kind of mean but its more of them being blunt and lacking empathy rather than being condescending or purposefully malicious
my elven ass after spending 45 minutes in the pub with my dwarf friends:
I GROW WEARY OF MIMICKING YOUR OBNOXIOUS MANNERISMS TO ACCOMMODATE FOR THIS ENVIRONMENT. I WISH TO RETURN TO MY CHAMBERS TO REST AND SO I MAY PLAY SPLATOON 3 ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH. WE SHALL GATHER AGAIN NEXT HALF MOON AND I SHALL TELL YOU OF MY VICTORIES.
them:
okay man take care